Comedy Thread

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

Why go to the gym? Just try to get your cat into a carrier.

 

[bertus]

Multitasking is a pretentious word for doing a lot of things halfway.

 

[bertus]

 

[hevans1944]

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Nice try but this workaround has omitted the "green wire" safety ground. It is NOT safe.

 

[hevans1944]

No silly! It’s a tongue-in-cheek joke about engineers being great at math but not spelling.
In my mind I read it and pronounced it as Un-ionized…pertaining to an atom or molecule.
While electricians group together and become unionized at work.

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In the early 1970s I cudn't even spull inga-near, but now I are one (BEE, 1978, University of Dayton)

 

[hevans1944]

Definitely experience aerodynamic buffeting when I zoom by him on my pedal bicycle…



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@Delta Prime: Technically, with two front wheels and one rear wheel, your pedal bicycle is a tricycle.