And I'm STILL laughing . . . . . . . at the consideration of an LM386 for the audio drive "taskmaster" .
If it was my "duck to pluck " I would be going at it this way.
The solid mounting of an adequate power speaker to a board with its cone facing straight up.
The cutting and building of the vibration plate from a 12 inch . .or . . so . . . square smooth corrugated cardboard stock.
Use an inter mechanical central coupling of a hollow cardboard tube of like or greater diameter than the speaker voice coil dome.
That couples the speaker voice coil to the dead center of the bottom of the cardboard vibrational plate.
Don't use a soft pliable adhesive use a HARD setting one. My choice would be 4- 90 degree spaced drops of two part epoxy.
Sets HARD !
Later on, the cardboard is sacrificial to be able get in close and remove those 4 drops from the speaker area bonding, as the speaker is needed elsewhere . . .as a speaker again..
On the 4 peripheries of that plate, glue on 4 . . . . . 1/2 in vertically high end strips of cardboard stock, to keep the errant "vibrants" from rolling off the plate sides .
That should be a super light and very mechanically active plate with minimal audio drive needed.
BTW that procedure also makes a quite impressive LARGE speaker, if using a 1/2 or 1 inch thick polystyrene sheet , instead . . . .which is as light as a popcorn fart . . . . and will move a large mass of air.
Thaaaaasssssit . . . .
73's de Edd . . . . .
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