Help with alarm siren choice?

[Tantalust]

;-)

 

[Frank Olson]

;-)

Good choice. You'll need to reinforce the section of roof where the
sucker's going to sit though. Issue ear plugs to the neighbors.

 

[Tantalust]

Good choice. You'll need to reinforce the section of roof where the
sucker's going to sit though. Issue ear plugs to the neighbors.

No, this would be an indoor siren, with an exhaust pipe outside, I guess.

Then, to decide how to lock the intruders in.

 

[Frank Olson]

No, this would be an indoor siren, with an exhaust pipe outside, I guess.

Then, to decide how to lock the intruders in.

I thought there were laws against torturing people (even criminals).

 

[Doug]

I thought there were laws against torturing people (even criminals).

Not at all, you just need to send them overseas to do it.

Doug

 

[Jim]

No, this would be an indoor siren, with an exhaust pipe outside, I guess.

Then, to decide how to lock the intruders in.

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Why not the best of both worlds.

The lock with both the siren and the exhaust ...... inside.

The alarm sign would say, "Intruders will be struck deaf and die"
This, of course, would free you from any liability.

Hmmm, false alarms while you're at home, could be a problem though.

 

[Frank Olson]

Why not the best of both worlds.

The lock with both the siren and the exhaust ...... inside.

The alarm sign would say, "Intruders will be struck deaf and die"
This, of course, would free you from any liability.

Hmmm, false alarms while you're at home, could be a problem though.

Say what??? ;-)

 

[Tantalust]

No, this would be an indoor siren, with an exhaust pipe outside, I guess.

Then, to decide how to lock the intruders in.


Why not the best of both worlds.
The lock with both the siren and the exhaust ...... inside.

Exactly... perfect.

The alarm sign would say, "Intruders will be struck deaf and die"
This, of course, would free you from any liability.

Hmmm, false alarms while you're at home, could be a problem though.

LOLOL... Imagine... " HONEY, WHERE DID YOU [COUGH] PUT THE KEY FOR THE
SIREN ENGINE?? "

 

[Frank Olson]

Not at all, you just need to send them overseas to do it.

Doug

Heh...

 

[Crash Gordon]

What about the inside siren? Where ya gonna hang that puppy...right outside
the MBR I guess?

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**Crash Gordon**






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| Good choice. You'll need to reinforce the section of roof where the
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[Doug]

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What about the inside siren? Where ya gonna hang that puppy...right
outside
the MBR I guess?

If you don't reinforce the roof, you won't need to worry about that, it will
mount itself (no Roger), probably in the basement somewhere.

Doug

 

[Jim]

What about the inside siren? Where ya gonna hang that puppy...right outside
the MBR I guess?

One of those would suffice for both in and outdoor siren. It could
hardly make any difference where where it was mounted as long as you
were standing within a mile

 

[Frank Olson]

One of those would suffice for both in and outdoor siren. It could
hardly make any difference where where it was mounted as long as you
were standing within a mile

Apparently the range of one of those suckers was 25 miles... That would
be great! You wouldn't need monitoring. You'd be driving down the
freeway to your next service call, hear the siren and call 911. Tell
the cops to head over to your house (the one that's making all the racket).

 

[Doug]

A few false alarms and the neighbors would have to learn sign language.

Trust me, the sign language they will be using won't require much learning.

Doug

 

[Roger W]

If you don't reinforce the roof, you won't need to worry about that, it will
mount itself (no Roger), probably in the basement somewhere.

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I'm glad you cleared that up in time. I was thinking all kinds of
weird shit about bumpers and big fat headlights, rear ends, hairy
front ends, screwing nuts and bolts......but not without a *washer*

 

[Jim]

Trust me, the sign language they will be using won't require much learning..

Doug

Around here, everyone always "signs" me that I'm #1 when we're in
traffic.
I figure I must be a pretty good driver because I never got less than
a #1

 

[Roger W]

Around here, everyone always "signs"  me that I'm #1 when we're in
traffic.
I figure I must be a pretty good driver because I never got less than
a #1

There are a lot of deaf people in my area and a lot of times when I'm
driving they make an "O" shape (thumb touching finger tips) and
touching their foreheads at the same time. They're not smiling when
they make this sign. Does this mean I'm a good driver? Or no? Anybody
know ASL?

 

[Frank Olson]

There are a lot of deaf people in my area and a lot of times when I'm
driving they make an "O" shape (thumb touching finger tips) and
touching their foreheads at the same time. They're not smiling when
they make this sign. Does this mean I'm a good driver? Or no? Anybody
know ASL?

It's obvious to me that your fame precedes you. "Let the bigger dick
pass." Compared to them, you're magnificent.

 

[Doug]

Trust me, the sign language they will be using won't require much
learning.

Doug

Around here, everyone always "signs" me that I'm #1 when we're in
traffic.
I figure I must be a pretty good driver because I never got less than
a #1

I think my driving must have improved, I always used to get two fingers in
a V shape waved at me, but since I've been in the US I get just the one.

Doug

 

[Roger W]

It's obvious to me that your fame precedes you.  "Let the bigger dick
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It's true that being hung like a Hebrew National can have its
disadvantages at times but I don't think that sign means that at all.
Thanks anyway Frank.