Hi, can you help me get an Electrical Engineering dream job?

[Omega Supreme]

I’m over 50 and I don’t have any experience.

I do have a degree, but I never felt confident enough to go after a career as an Electrical Engineer.

Is it too late for me? I am old and tired, a dried up prune with a low-IQ who doesn’t know anything. I’m also a super-slow learner with a bad memory and horrible recall.

Is there a niche where I can work remotely and not have to interact with people? I want to be protected from bullies who treat me bad for not being smart.

I need a job that pays well enough so I have money to spend on females, and that allows me enough time off for a playboy lifestyle.

If I could work part time, maybe 1-2 days a week, that would be ideal.

I’m looking for a job that will have really low expectations of me, handle me with kid gloves, coddle and pamper me, not get mad at me.

I need a job that I can never lose, that if I burn the building down they will apologize to me for making it so flammable.

Also, I want to be able to tell girls I’m an Electrical Engineer so that they might select me for mating.

 

[Martaine2005]

You’re not right in the head!
Go troll Quora or Reddit!

 

[bertus]

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