Hunting "RLB" Part One (not to be taken at all seriously)

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Frank Olson

Jan 1, 1970
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Welcome to the first of several informative sessions on hunting and stalking
this pesky USENET troll, sponsored by:

The Rediscovery Channel

and:

Jeb's Bail Bond Services Inc, your number one Bail Bond and Recovery Agency
serving Sunny Southern Florida (Affiliated with Big Bill's Bail Bonds,
Hartford, CT.).

A variety of subjects will be covered in the next few weeks. They include
"Outfitting", "Stalking the Prey", "Capture", "Disposal Methods",
"Clean-up", and a schedule of hunting seminars we'll be holding in major
centers across the US and Canada. Each subject will have an interactive
question and answer session, so stay "tooned"... You don't want to miss
out.


Participants are encouraged to obtain the items listed on the recommended
minimum EQUIPMENT LIST before attending any session.


EQUIPMENT LIST:

Computer with internet access and a good spam filter (installation of the
"Google" search bar is optional, but recommended)
Large fly swatter
Squeeze bottle of mild dish soap - use "Armourolive" because it's "soft on
screens"
Cleaning Rags
Hip Waders - use "Willy's Wellies", the boots with the "Michelin Tread" -
Your number one choice!
Clothes pin
Shovel
Mallet
Duct Tape

Optional items:

Safety glasses
Scott Air Pack with full facial mask
Computer keyboard with impermeable protective cover
Industrial grade Wet Vac
 
 

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Jan 1, 1970
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**** you are truly a no-lifer ignorant troll!

Get a freaking life you drunk!
 
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Frank Olson

Jan 1, 1970
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At least it's original... You just changed around an old "lawyer joke"...

"A hunting we will go!!" :))
 
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