Paging JURB6006

[Bob]

Hi! Jeff, I'm in Northeast, Ohio and would like to contact you regarding a
repair that I may need on a wide screen TV (Pioneer SD-P5053). Please
contact me directly if interested. I've tried e-mailing you but it keeps
bouncing back:-(

Thanks!

 

[Dasha Grant]

THE REASON WHY YOUR EMAIL KEEPS BOUNCING BACK IS YOU'RE TRYING TO PICK
HIM UP AND HE ALREADY HAS A BOYFRIEND.

 

[[email protected]]

Dasha;

Better shutup about that or I'll tell them about the teeth marks and
why you don't have teeth anymore. Like I said from now on it's up the
ass, then I can pretend you're a girl and I don't have to look at your
toothless mouth. If you remember I told you before I even let you do
any of that sicko shit, and now you're finally out of the hospital,
great, my GF hasn't been around for a while due to a death in the
family. And no I didn't kill that one.

You undressed yourself to the world asshole.

BTW, I AM the guy in the peacock joke, the "Are you my son? I got drunk
and fucked a peacock" one. That explains dasha.

Remind me never to mix tequila, beer and cocaine in the same night, and
this shit won't happen anymore.

JURB

 

[Asimov]

"[email protected]" bravely wrote to "All" (13 Feb 06 18:28:26)
--- on the heady topic of "Re: Paging JURB6006"

ZZ> From: [email protected]
ZZ> Xref: core-easynews sci.electronics.repair:358277

ZZ> Dasha;

ZZ> Better shutup about that or I'll tell them about the teeth marks and

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