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Mark Leuck

Jan 1, 1970
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I have met both Jack and Doug L, both a couple of great guys, Jack even
showed me his massive collection of 8-track tapes

(I swear they didn't pay me to say this)
 
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alarman

Jan 1, 1970
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Mark said:
I have met both Jack and Doug L, both a couple of great guys, Jack
even showed me his massive collection of 8-track tapes

(I swear they didn't pay me to say this)

Those weren't 8-track tapes, they were modems. I just TOLD you they were
tapes so you wouldn't drool on them.
js
 
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Doug L

Jan 1, 1970
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I know cell phones can play Eric Clapton, but I never realised that a modem
shoved in a slot in the dashboard could play Hermans Hermits.

Doug L

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Mark Leuck

Jan 1, 1970
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Doug L said:
I know cell phones can play Eric Clapton, but I never realised that a modem
shoved in a slot in the dashboard could play Hermans Hermits.

Doug L

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I knew the "Hayes Smartmodem" sticker on them was bogus
 
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Frank Olson

Jan 1, 1970
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I knew the "Hayes Smartmodem" sticker on them was bogus


The crayon he used for the lettering was a dead give-away, right?? :))
 
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Norm Mugford

Jan 1, 1970
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Robert L. Bass said:
The reason I never sued Sabodish is he has no assets. It would be a waste
of time and money. As for Mugford, you never know.


Don't recall. I lost his card. Why don't you ask him?

How convenient Mr. Bass......You lost his card....
More Lies......


True, but his report carries great weight. When he spoke to me he said that
he had found no evidence of wrong-doing on my part and that his report would
reflect that.


Yep, and the State's Attorney reads his report and makes a decision whether
to go forward based mostly on that. Baseless accusations from a bunch of
jerks who spend their time posting trash in Usenet are not evidence.

More lies Mr. Bass.....
BTW...I am Canadian, eh!

And that would be your opinion. Then again, you weren't there. FTR, I
didn't show him "my" archive. I gave him a couple of links and let him see
for himself what a jackass Mugford is.


I didn't say they were neighbors. They've known each other for years
through the association.


Golfing, trips to the capitol, ISC shows, CEDIA conferences, after-hours
parties at every one of the above...


I don't play golf Mr. Bass...where did you come up
with that lie?
Indeed. For example, they told Reddinger I had commited murder. Like I
said, the complaint was laced with bald-faced lies.

Who is "they" Mr. Bass....I never discussed anything about your
case with Mr. Reddinger or anybody else....why because
only in your mind was I involved......In reality, you were the
one that wrote you were investigated......You let the cat out
of the bag Mr. Bass..........now your trying to put the "best"
spin on it"......
I don't give a rat's jiminex where he went. He passed on an accusation that
he heard from Mugford -- the same lie Mugford posted here more than once.

Did you kill a young lady Mr. Bass because of your stupidity.....
If the answer is "yes" Mr. Bass...you committed a wrongfull
death.....AKA Murder. IMO.........
None of whom have ever met me. You're doing your level best to convince
yourslef that it wasn't your pal, Mugford. You're wrong, Bob. It was
him.

You're lieing again Mr. Bass. In only your wrongfull
opinion was I involved. But then, you wrongfully
think that I'm a competitor......I hope not a competitor
to murder..........

Finding? These jackasses didn't "find" accusations. Mugford lied. PLain
and simple.
You're the liar Mr. Bass...not me......

You expect me to take a half dozen morons to court for posting garbage in
Usenet?


Actually, she said that they would investigate *even though* there was no
indication of wrong-doing outside the accusations of Mugford's pal, Toole.
The investigator examined my company and found I was telling the truth. I
don't do anything that requires a license. The case was dismissed by the
state attorney's office for lack of evidence.


I was referring to Mugford's pals, Toole & Neely.


More likely some member of the ECLB gave someone a phone call and asked for
a favor.

More Lies Mr. Bass.......

He tried to destroy my business as a favor for his jackass pal on the ECLB.
You're damn right I posted his address. He deserves to be embarassed and a
heck of a lot more.


Because Mugford posted the exact same lie, because Toole quoted from the
same hate website that Mugford contributed to, because Mugford told me to my
face at the EH Expo that there was an ongoing investigation **before** there
was any public record of it, he's guilty.

I told you "what"...you lie Mr. Bass, you lie...
The only way to challenge it is to take several of these vermin to court. I
don't care to do so. If you believe that somehow validates the crap these
idiots post, you're not as intelligent as I thought.


Before he started all the crap he told me about some nasty things he did to
a competitor using his clout on the board. The lies he has posted here only
cemented my opinion of him. The guy is scum.

Sure Mr. Bass...them lie are spilling out again.....
Nose getting close to your feet Mr. Bass?
You *assume* so but then you're his friend.

He isn't assuming anything Mr. Bass...you are.
Why would you care? You don't fall under the
ECLB. You might fall under the DBPR, but
not the ECLB.

Nope. None of the above.
do.

Evidently, there has been some debate at the state level over this. Maybe
you'll get a law or rule named after you. Cool eh!

No need. The licensing law is already on the books and it specifically
excludes what I do.
I will agree with you on this.


Or provide "contract"ing services from the State of Florida.

Wrong. The law concerns work performed in the state or for persons and
strucvtures located within the state. It says nothing about contracts
performed out of state by and for entities located outside the state. If
they tried to regulate such contracts the federal courts would toss the law
out. Interstate commerce falls within the pervue of the federal government.
The complaint wasn't phoney. It was real...
Bullshit!

or the investigator wouldn't have shown up at
your door. As far as the conclusion, it wasn't
his or her decission.

His conclusion, which was the only real evidence presented to the SA, was
that there's nothing illegal in my business, that I don't require a license.
The SA's office discussed it and decided he was right (and so am I) and that
was the end of it. Try all you want to turn that around.
Not her's either.....it was her superior that decided that because of the
grayness of that particular part of the Statute, they weren't going to
spend
the money to persue it.

Oh, come off it, Bob. There's no "grayness" in the law. It says quite
clearly that "monitoring" is defined as services performed for alarms
located in Florida. That's not gray. It's black and white, plain as day.
Funny how things have a way of
working out just right no matter what these [persons of questionable
parentage] try to do.

Yeah, I guess the investigators figure...win some.....loose some

"Lose" not loose.
You weren't watching the legistative session very close this year by
making
that statement Robert. There was a bill in the Senate and a companion bill
in the House addressing that exact situation. The bill was sponsored by a
Senator that happens to be in your area as a matter of fact. If you would
like, I'll will get you the senate and house bill numbers so you can look
them up.

Sure. That would make interesting reading.
They'll make you nervous...

Not likely. Monitoring isn't a major profit center. It takes too much time
doing the billing for the return. I've already decided not to continue
offering it so even if ever they pass such a law it won't affect me.

They won't license those who sell parts online. That would require them to
license every Radio Shack, Home Depot, Loews and Ace Hardware employee in
the state, not to mention every online dealer who sells parts to Floridians
from every other state.

By the time the legislature gets around to completely destroying the
business environment of Florida, I'll be long since retired sipping
caipirinhas on the beach in Brazil. :^)

Lordy, Lordy ......Praise the Lord...The Bassman is going
to Brazil.........
Let's see. First it had nothing to do with posts in the newsgroup. Now it
might have been included in the complaint. Do you read what you type?
It figures you'd defend him.

You need defense Mr. Bass...not me......
No thanks. He's not the kind of person I want around me or my family.

Here, Here.......If you don't want me around you,
then why did you have me paged at the show in Orlando?
More lies Mr. Bass.....

So far what I've seen of him is a propensity to lie through his teeth, a
willingness to use his influence to hurt a competitor. He hasn't a
scintilla of ethical prudence. I'd sooner get to know Attila the Hun.

I see you're telling more lies Mr. Bass!

Your recollection of our conversation several years
ago at the show in Orlando is just more proof
of your lies, Mr. Bass.

Given up on monitoring, eh, Mr. Bass......
Let me interpret that for you...you got caught....
you were told to stop to keep the investigators
off your back......so you're complaining that it's
just too much work to do the billing, etc.....

Sure, Mr. Bass......Your full of lies today....

By the way...what is the statute of limitations on a
wrongful death Mr. Bass......

When did you say you're going back to Brazil.......

Norm Mugford
 
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Bob Worthy

Jan 1, 1970
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Robert L. Bass said:
The reason I never sued Sabodish is he has no assets. It would be a waste
of time and money. As for Mugford, you never know.

I wasn't refering to suing someone Robert. Just prove these suppposed "lies"
are untrue here on this NG. This is where the accusations are coming from
and the accusations are substantiated with Public Record. Are they true or
not? It is a simple question and only requires a simple answer, "Yes" or
"No". Are these accusations all fabricated? Again, a simple question that
requires a simple answer. Did you author the "Testimony"? Simple question,
simple answer. That is what I mean by challanging these things rather than
just letting them float aroung out there.
Don't recall. I lost his card. Why don't you ask him?

He is over 11 local State department locations. I am not going to bother him
with such lunacy, but I find it difficult to believe that you have all of
the doc's from the investigation, but the investigators name is no where to
be found. I told you these posts are full of kicks and giggles.
Yep, and the State's Attorney reads his report and makes a decision whether
to go forward based ***mostly*** on that. Baseless accusations from a bunch of
jerks who spend their time posting trash in Usenet are not evidence.

That is why you couldn't sue anyone
And that would be your opinion. Then again, you weren't there. FTR, I
didn't show him "my" archive. I gave him a couple of links and let him see
for himself what a jackass Mugford is.

You have a copy of the report, correct? Did Mugford being a jackass make the
investigators report? Didn't think so.
I didn't say they were neighbors. They've known each other for years
through the association.


Golfing, trips to the capitol, ISC shows, CEDIA conferences, after-hours
parties at every one of the above...

Neither plays golf, Toole's trips to the capitol don't have anything to do
with the ECLB, Toole doesn't go to ISC on a regular basis (one in the last 6
years=1 in 12), besides being a licensed contractor, he works for a national
defense contractor, so he doesn't get to travel much. Neither go to CEDIA
and neither attend after hour parties that aren't open to everyone in the
industry, so where were you going with this one?

For example, they told Reddinger I had commited murder. Like I
said, the complaint was laced with bald-faced lies.

You just agreed that passing on info is different than making things up,
Robert. These "bald faced lies" have been left unchallanged by you. Leave
them out there and they will get passed along by those that believe they
must be true if you don't show they are false. Besides, the complaint wasn't
that you murdered someone now was it?
I don't give a rat's jiminex where he went. He passed on an accusation that
he heard from Mugford

I am glad you said , "passed on". Now that we have cleared up the fact that
Neely didn't make up lies about you, we can leave him out of this.
-- the same lie Mugford posted here more than once.

Posts that he did not make up, but passed on from info he received from this
NG.

You're doing your level best to convince
yourslef that it wasn't your pal, Mugford. You're wrong, Bob. It was
him.

Well, he has gotten under you skin so bad that, if you were pulled over for
speeding, you would be convinced Mugford had something to do with it or if
this is your way of trying to get me to tell you what instigated the
complaint from Toole, you are out of luck. The reason I can find out so much
from so many different sources is that they talk to me because they have
learned that they can trust me.
Finding? These jackasses didn't "find" accusations. Mugford lied. PLain
and simple.

So, Mugsy is the author of the "Testimony". He dubbed the Public Records
posts, and started all of these acquisations single handedly. Is that what
I am hearing? All of this from one very brief unsolicited, accidental
bumping into at an EHX convention. Shame on you, Norm.
You expect me to take a half dozen morons to court for posting garbage in
Usenet?

You forget that at one time you threatened to take me to court? I ask you
then if you were willing to spend alot of money to prove that you thought I
was a jackass.......well, I'm glad, if nothing else you realized it would be
an exercise in frutility to try to do anything to anyone legally involving
anything that comes out of this or any other NG.
Actually, she said that they would investigate *even though* there was no
indication of wrong-doing

Yah.....she had nothing better to do that day. Musta been PMS. That should
go down as one of your most ignorant statements yet.
The investigator examined my company and found I was telling the truth. I
don't do anything that requires a license.

You should have been home the first few times they tried to do the
investigation. Maybe the other agency's investigators, that accompanied the
DBPR investigator, would have found what **they** needed.
The case was dismissed by the
state attorney's office for lack of evidence.

A case being dimissed for the **lack of evidence** doesn't mean innocense.
Bullshit!

Well turn about is fair, right. FTR, you weren't present.
I was referring to Mugford's pals, Toole & Neely.


More likely some member of the ECLB gave someone a phone call and asked for
a favor.

Give me a break Robert, your giving yourself to much credit.
He tried to destroy my business as a favor for his jackass pal on the ECLB.
You're damn right I posted his address. He deserves to be embarassed and a
heck of a lot more.

Why would that embarass him? The only thing it shows is your MO. So, we have
here your admission to going RL with people in a Public Forum.
Interesting..... because you post that everyone lies about your antics but
then you admit them to be true. Amazing. So is the other stuff that you say
are lies really true or not true?
Because Mugford posted the exact same lie, because Toole quoted from the
same hate website that Mugford contributed to, because Mugford told me to my
face at the EH Expo that there was an ongoing investigation **before** there
was any public record of it, he's guilty.

Since when is an investigation public until it is final? I'll bet all of the
crocks are interested in that bit of info.
The only way to challenge it is to take several of these vermin to court. I
don't care to do so. If you believe that somehow validates the crap these
idiots post, you're not as intelligent as I thought.

I told you before, I don't pay any attention to any of it other than for
entertainment purposes. It doesn't affect me one why or another, but it is
obvious, by not discrediting these "lies" as you put it, that they can be
used to discredit you, whether successful or not
Before he started all the crap he told me about some nasty things he did to
a competitor using his clout on the board.

Would that be another "unlicensed contractor" in his area that was shut
down? Not once, but twice and is now looking at a felony charge for ignoring
the cease and desist order, for the third time, from State Attorney office.
You *assume* so but then you're his friend.


Nope. None of the above.

If you didn't fall under the DBPR, why did they do an investigation on you?
No need. The licensing law is already on the books and it specifically
excludes what I do.

Go to Chapter 489 Part II (489.503) Exemptions. Where is that you fall under
this part? Not with just your internet sales, but the rest of what you do.
Wrong. The law concerns work performed in the state or for persons and
strucvtures located within the state. It says nothing about contracts
performed out of state by and for entities located outside the state. >
His conclusion, which was the only real evidence presented to the SA, was
that there's nothing illegal in my business, that I don't require a license.


The SA's office discussed it and decided he was right (and so am I) and that
was the end of it.

Oh, come off it, Bob. There's no "grayness" in the law. It says quite
clearly that "monitoring" is defined as services performed for alarms
located in Florida. That's not gray. It's black and white, plain as day.

Until you put a comma in that sentence and than the whole meaning changes,
hence the grayness. AND you know as well as anyone, law is challenged
everyday due to interpetation, so how can you say that is black and white.
If so, lawyers would be not existant.

Sure. That would make interesting reading.

Senate Bill 982 and House Bill 1207
Not likely. Monitoring isn't a major profit center. It takes too much time
doing the billing for the return.

Excuse me, you aren't doing contract monitoring service? as you have stated
in these posts, yet from your website the state has a copy of your
monitoring agreement, and now you say you are billing and collecting
monitoring fees payable to an address in Florida. Are you running a
different set of books that the investigator may not have been privy of ?
I've already decided not to continue
offering it so even if ever they pass such a law it won't affect me.

And when did you arrive at this decision?Wheww......that was close....maybe
I better quit the monitoring thing before they figure out the intent of that
Statute and come back.
They won't license those who sell parts online.

Your right.

That would require them to
license every Radio Shack, Home Depot, Loews and Ace Hardware employee in
the state, not to mention every online dealer who sells parts to Floridians
from every other state.

Your right.
By the time the legislature gets around to completely destroying the
business environment of Florida, I'll be long since retired sipping
caipirinhas on the beach in Brazil.

Your right.
Let's see. First it had nothing to do with posts in the newsgroup. Now it
might have been included in the complaint. Do you read what you type?

Why do you [snip] the complete post before you answer it? You [snipped] "to
outline character". "They may have be included in the complaint to outline
character..." Again, this information was not the basis for the complaint.
It figures you'd defend him.

I am not defending anyone. Just the facts. This surfaced before Mugford knew
anything about it.
So far what I've seen of him is a propensity to lie through his teeth, a
willingness to use his influence to hurt a competitor

To be precise, an unlicensed competitor. It is a violation of Rule
61G6-10.002 (1) (c) of F.S. 455 not to report, to the Department, any person
who is violation of the licensing statute. Now who is spreading information
that hasn't been substantiated.
 
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Bob Worthy

Jan 1, 1970
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Doug L said:
My imagination conjures up the following image of your first meeting with
your would be attorney.

RLB: I'd like to sue Sabodish, he says I was involved in a car
crash in which a young woman died and that I have a criminal record that
involves assault and a firearm.
Att: Is it true?
RLB: Yes, he made those statements
Att:No, I meant are the statements made about you true?
RLB:I just said its true, he made the statements
Att:No, you don't understand, are the statements he made about you true?
RLB:I'm sorry I don't know what you are getting at
Att:Are the statements he made about you true?
RLB:What do you mean?
Att: Were you involved in a car crash?
RLB:Yes
Att: Were you driving at the time of the crash?
RLB:No, I was sleeping
Att: Did a young woman perish as a result of this car crash?
RLB:It was an accident
Att:OK, moving right along, Do you have a criminal record?
RLB: I am innocent
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:The ASA Taliban are all convicts
Att:Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Olson and Jim are liars
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Olsons a liar and he claims he flew a plane upside down
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Jims a liar and he beats up little kids with hammers
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Sabodish is a liar and has spent time in a mental institution
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Tom is a liar and he wears tank tops and shouts at people
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Mugford is a lying scumbag
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Andy is a fat liar
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Graham is a drunk liar
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Installers are lying monkey's
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Mark is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Jack is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: I'm pink
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I make great hamburgers but I can't get anyone to eat them
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: I take my holidays in Brazil
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 26 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 30 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 28 years
Att: Which is it?
RLB:I just told you, I've been in the trade 27 years
Att:You just said it was 28 years
RLB: Liar, I said it was 29 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Olson is a lying counter clerk
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I use solid wire
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Jake is a liar and he only has one tooth
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in prison as a lay minister
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I didn't post the "Testimony"
Att: Testimony?, is that something you wrote?
RLB:I didn't post it
Att:Did you author it?
RLB:I didn't post it
Att:OK, lets move on
RLB:OK,Bob Worthy isn't
Att: isn't what?
RLB:Worthy
Att: I see, have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Installing alarms isn't rocket science you know
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Anyone with a modicum of common sense could install alarms
Att:Do you install alarms in Florida?
RLB:No, I'm not qualified
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Larry could wire a brick
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I wish I knew Olsons address
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I like to accuse people of dishonesty
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I wish I knew Jims address
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Nobody likes me
Att: Why do you not answer the question?
RLB:I have answered the question, you're a liar
Att: I only asked a question
RLB:You have a propensity to lie through your teeth
Att:What?
RLB:You're a liar and have no redeeming qualities
Att: Huh?
RLB:You haven't a scintilla of ethical prudence.
Att: Excuse me?
RLB:There is no excusing lying vermin like you
Att:Sorry?
RLB:You will be when I get a new attorney to sue you and the rest of the
lying filth in ASA

Doug L

See what I mean by "Kicks and Giggles" alt.quick.wit
 
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Mark Leuck

Jan 1, 1970
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Bob Worthy said:
I wasn't refering to suing someone Robert. Just prove these suppposed "lies"
are untrue here on this NG. This is where the accusations are coming from
and the accusations are substantiated with Public Record. Are they true or
not? It is a simple question and only requires a simple answer, "Yes" or
"No". Are these accusations all fabricated? Again, a simple question that
requires a simple answer. Did you author the "Testimony"? Simple question,
simple answer. That is what I mean by challanging these things rather than
just letting them float aroung out there.

Neither Robert or anyone else can prove or disprove any accusations here as
far as going to trial over is concerned. Neither side will ever take
anything to court no matter what is said, mostly because I imagine it would
be laughed out of court. The only thing that is proven is the fact RLB is a
felon, beyond that it ends up being believe what you want

Most here (including me) will bitch about some of the things he says because
most of what he says is intended to get a negative response from people
(including me) to make him look like a good guy against all these "bad"
people. To me it is rather pitiful to slam an industry he was once a part of
to make a few more sales but hey it's his method of marking.

As far as the "Testimony" is concerned he will not speak about that in
public and apparently will only do so in a private conversation, this is a
rather odd stance to take since if it were my "Testimony" and it wasn't true
I'd say so, my guess is he wrote it and doesn't want to fess up to it since
if you know his true criminal record you would also know it's 90% bullshit
 
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Mark Leuck

Jan 1, 1970
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I have to say that is a classic

Doug L said:
My imagination conjures up the following image of your first meeting with
your would be attorney.

RLB: I'd like to sue Sabodish, he says I was involved in a car
crash in which a young woman died and that I have a criminal record that
involves assault and a firearm.
Att: Is it true?
RLB: Yes, he made those statements
Att:No, I meant are the statements made about you true?
RLB:I just said its true, he made the statements
Att:No, you don't understand, are the statements he made about you true?
RLB:I'm sorry I don't know what you are getting at
Att:Are the statements he made about you true?
RLB:What do you mean?
Att: Were you involved in a car crash?
RLB:Yes
Att: Were you driving at the time of the crash?
RLB:No, I was sleeping
Att: Did a young woman perish as a result of this car crash?
RLB:It was an accident
Att:OK, moving right along, Do you have a criminal record?
RLB: I am innocent
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:The ASA Taliban are all convicts
Att:Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Olson and Jim are liars
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Olsons a liar and he claims he flew a plane upside down
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Jims a liar and he beats up little kids with hammers
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Sabodish is a liar and has spent time in a mental institution
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Tom is a liar and he wears tank tops and shouts at people
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Mugford is a lying scumbag
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Andy is a fat liar
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Graham is a drunk liar
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Installers are lying monkey's
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Mark is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Jack is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: I'm pink
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I make great hamburgers but I can't get anyone to eat them
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: I take my holidays in Brazil
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 26 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 30 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 28 years
Att: Which is it?
RLB:I just told you, I've been in the trade 27 years
Att:You just said it was 28 years
RLB: Liar, I said it was 29 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Olson is a lying counter clerk
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I use solid wire
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Jake is a liar and he only has one tooth
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in prison as a lay minister
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I didn't post the "Testimony"
Att: Testimony?, is that something you wrote?
RLB:I didn't post it
Att:Did you author it?
RLB:I didn't post it
Att:OK, lets move on
RLB:OK,Bob Worthy isn't
Att: isn't what?
RLB:Worthy
Att: I see, have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Installing alarms isn't rocket science you know
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Anyone with a modicum of common sense could install alarms
Att:Do you install alarms in Florida?
RLB:No, I'm not qualified
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Larry could wire a brick
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I wish I knew Olsons address
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I like to accuse people of dishonesty
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I wish I knew Jims address
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Nobody likes me
Att: Why do you not answer the question?
RLB:I have answered the question, you're a liar
Att: I only asked a question
RLB:You have a propensity to lie through your teeth
Att:What?
RLB:You're a liar and have no redeeming qualities
Att: Huh?
RLB:You haven't a scintilla of ethical prudence.
Att: Excuse me?
RLB:There is no excusing lying vermin like you
Att:Sorry?
RLB:You will be when I get a new attorney to sue you and the rest of the
lying filth in ASA

Doug L
 
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alarman

Jan 1, 1970
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Doug said:
My imagination conjures up the following image of your first meeting
with your would be attorney.

RLB: I'd like to sue Sabodish, he says I was involved in a car
crash in which a young woman died and that I have a criminal record
that involves assault and a firearm.
Att: Is it true?
RLB: Yes, he made those statements
Att:No, I meant are the statements made about you true?
RLB:I just said its true, he made the statements
Att:No, you don't understand, are the statements he made about you
true? RLB:I'm sorry I don't know what you are getting at
Att:Are the statements he made about you true?
RLB:What do you mean?
Att: Were you involved in a car crash?
RLB:Yes
Att: Were you driving at the time of the crash?
RLB:No, I was sleeping
Att: Did a young woman perish as a result of this car crash?
RLB:It was an accident
Att:OK, moving right along, Do you have a criminal record?
RLB: I am innocent
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:The ASA Taliban are all convicts
Att:Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Olson and Jim are liars
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Olsons a liar and he claims he flew a plane upside down
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Jims a liar and he beats up little kids with hammers
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Sabodish is a liar and has spent time in a mental institution
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Tom is a liar and he wears tank tops and shouts at people
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Mugford is a lying scumbag
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Andy is a fat liar
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Graham is a drunk liar
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Installers are lying monkey's
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Mark is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Jack is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: I'm pink
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I make great hamburgers but I can't get anyone to eat them
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: I take my holidays in Brazil
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 26 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 30 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 28 years
Att: Which is it?
RLB:I just told you, I've been in the trade 27 years
Att:You just said it was 28 years
RLB: Liar, I said it was 29 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Olson is a lying counter clerk
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I use solid wire
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Jake is a liar and he only has one tooth
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in prison as a lay minister
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I didn't post the "Testimony"
Att: Testimony?, is that something you wrote?
RLB:I didn't post it
Att:Did you author it?
RLB:I didn't post it
Att:OK, lets move on
RLB:OK,Bob Worthy isn't
Att: isn't what?
RLB:Worthy
Att: I see, have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Installing alarms isn't rocket science you know
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Anyone with a modicum of common sense could install alarms
Att:Do you install alarms in Florida?
RLB:No, I'm not qualified
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Larry could wire a brick
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I wish I knew Olsons address
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I like to accuse people of dishonesty
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I wish I knew Jims address
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Nobody likes me
Att: Why do you not answer the question?
RLB:I have answered the question, you're a liar
Att: I only asked a question
RLB:You have a propensity to lie through your teeth
Att:What?
RLB:You're a liar and have no redeeming qualities
Att: Huh?
RLB:You haven't a scintilla of ethical prudence.
Att: Excuse me?
RLB:There is no excusing lying vermin like you
Att:Sorry?
RLB:You will be when I get a new attorney to sue you and the rest of
the lying filth in ASA

Doug L

Well said, old sport.
js
 
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Norm Mugford

Jan 1, 1970
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Thanks Doug...You made my day...
What a hoot..........

Norm
 
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Frank Olson

Jan 1, 1970
0
Doug L said:
My imagination conjures up the following image of your first meeting with
your would be attorney.

RLB: I'd like to sue Sabodish, he says I was involved in a car
crash in which a young woman died and that I have a criminal record that
involves assault and a firearm.
Att: Is it true?
RLB: Yes, he made those statements
Att:No, I meant are the statements made about you true?
RLB:I just said its true, he made the statements
Att:No, you don't understand, are the statements he made about you true?
RLB:I'm sorry I don't know what you are getting at
Att:Are the statements he made about you true?
RLB:What do you mean?
Att: Were you involved in a car crash?
RLB:Yes
Att: Were you driving at the time of the crash?
RLB:No, I was sleeping
Att: Did a young woman perish as a result of this car crash?
RLB:It was an accident
Att:OK, moving right along, Do you have a criminal record?
RLB: I am innocent
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:The ASA Taliban are all convicts
Att:Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Olson and Jim are liars
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Olsons a liar and he claims he flew a plane upside down
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Jims a liar and he beats up little kids with hammers
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: Sabodish is a liar and has spent time in a mental institution
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Tom is a liar and he wears tank tops and shouts at people
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Mugford is a lying scumbag
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Andy is a fat liar
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Graham is a drunk liar
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Installers are lying monkey's
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Mark is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Jack is a liar and he had his picture taken with two monkeys
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: I'm pink
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I make great hamburgers but I can't get anyone to eat them
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB: I take my holidays in Brazil
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 26 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 30 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in the trade 28 years
Att: Which is it?
RLB:I just told you, I've been in the trade 27 years
Att:You just said it was 28 years
RLB: Liar, I said it was 29 years
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Olson is a lying counter clerk
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I use solid wire
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Jake is a liar and he only has one tooth
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I've been in prison as a lay minister
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I didn't post the "Testimony"
Att: Testimony?, is that something you wrote?
RLB:I didn't post it
Att:Did you author it?
RLB:I didn't post it
Att:OK, lets move on
RLB:OK,Bob Worthy isn't
Att: isn't what?
RLB:Worthy
Att: I see, have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Installing alarms isn't rocket science you know
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Anyone with a modicum of common sense could install alarms
Att:Do you install alarms in Florida?
RLB:No, I'm not qualified
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Larry could wire a brick
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I wish I knew Olsons address
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I like to accuse people of dishonesty
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:I wish I knew Jims address
Att: Have you ever been convicted of a crime in a court of law?
RLB:Nobody likes me
Att: Why do you not answer the question?
RLB:I have answered the question, you're a liar
Att: I only asked a question
RLB:You have a propensity to lie through your teeth
Att:What?
RLB:You're a liar and have no redeeming qualities
Att: Huh?
RLB:You haven't a scintilla of ethical prudence.
Att: Excuse me?
RLB:There is no excusing lying vermin like you
Att:Sorry?
RLB:You will be when I get a new attorney to sue you and the rest of the
lying filth in ASA

Doug L


Doug!!! "You da man!!!" :))
 
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no wires showing

Jan 1, 1970
0
Absolutely hysterical!
andddddddddd you didn't abuse the letter U.
 
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no wires showing

Jan 1, 1970
0
I am still laughing hard. Damn Doug you just authored the funniest post
I have ever read.
Now if you get really bored you can start a list dedicated to all the
far-fetched stories Bass ever told. One of my all-time favorites is the
one where the orthodox Jews would have Bass come to their house during
Passover so he could arm/disarm their alarm (maybe it was turn their
lights on-either way it was a doozy).
You have to go WAYYYYYYYYY back to find that story, but it still hasn't
lost it's zing for being a Bass whopper.
What was your favorite Bass baloney story (and the "Excuse me, who are
you calling white? I'm PINK" story is already spoken for)?
 
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Frank Olson

Jan 1, 1970
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Not likely. Monitoring isn't a major profit center. It takes too much
time doing the billing for the return. I've already decided not to
continue offering it so even if ever they pass such a law it won't affect
me.


Hmmmm... The link to your "contract form" now points to Bass-Home's
"Website Rfresh" page... It would appear that Alarm Central is no longer
"UL Listed" (they've "overhauled" their website recently and removed any
mention of UL), nor are they members of CSAA (http://www.csaaul.org).
 
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Frank Olson

Jan 1, 1970
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You forget that at one time you threatened to take me to court? I ask you
then if you were willing to spend alot of money to prove that you thought
I
was a jackass.......well, I'm glad, if nothing else you realized it would
be
an exercise in frutility to try to do anything to anyone legally involving
anything that comes out of this or any other NG.



Bwahahahahahahahahahhaha!!! You gotta hand it to Robert... He does have
"Chutspah".
 
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Bob Worthy

Jan 1, 1970
0
Frank Olson said:
Bwahahahahahahahahahhaha!!! You gotta hand it to Robert... He does have
"Chutspah".

Well maybe, but its more that he uses the age old threat of, "I'll sue you",
which is so passe'. It may work with some but others know what a crock the
threat is, especially when his reasons for threatening are so laughable. I
wonder when the last time was that he had to spend his money on an attorney.
The cost may cut some of his trips to Brazil short and besides, I don't know
just how comfortable he would be in a court room, especially knowing that if
he lost, he would have to pay for the other persons legal fees. He wouldn't
want to pay my attorney's fees. It hurts every time I talk to him.
 
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