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bertus

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A cat does not need a watch.
Its stomach will tell it when to eat - it is always "now"
 

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Not to be picky, but Napolean didn't die in battle, so the "F" is probably for the examiner. ;)
 

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On a shopdoor :

Push
If that does not work
Pull
If that does not work, we are closed

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