Comedy Thread

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]

The first computer dates back to Adam & Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. & then everything crashed.

 

[poormystic]

according to the book, that crash was caused by a worm, though getting a worm into a 1 bit byte takes some doing

 

[Delta Prime]

according to the book, that crash was caused by a worm, though getting a worm into a 1 bit byte takes some doing

PU somebody open a window!
this is the comedy thread.

 

[bertus]

Let's adjust our expectations:

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[poormystic]

PU somebody open a window!
this is the comedy k

ok then ...

did you know that we no longer call it 69?
It's 96 now, because the cost of eating out has gone up that much.

okay that was not funny

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The professor teaching basics about electronic circuits asks the following question : Why does the capacitor allow AC(Alternating current) to pass but does not allow DC(direct current) ?
One of the student draws this :

and says "That's why"


that was tragic




for your next lesson:

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[poormystic]

Why did the quantum computer cross the road?
Because its state was in a superposition of "chicken" and "road," and it only decided which it was when we observed it at the punchline!

 

[Delta Prime]

@poormystic .If electronics was an Olympic sport you’d be watching from the stands.

 

[poormystic]

Yes, "like"... but really I'd be watching from the standoffs.
so, question:
What would an Olympic Electronicsist do, anyway?
Have we a challenger amongst us for the blindfold microwave oven repair heats?

On consideration, yes, electronics design is, in general, fairly nightmarish except that you can't wake up.
Therefore I seek a single component capable of all my requirements.

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[poormystic]

Milk production at a dairy farm was low, so the farmer wrote to the local university, asking for help from academia. A multidisciplinary team of professors was assembled, headed by a theoretical physicist, and two weeks of intensive on-site investigation took place. The scholars then returned to the university, notebooks crammed with data, where the task of writing the report was left to the team leader. Shortly thereafter the physicist returned to the farm, saying to the farmer, "I have the solution, but it works only in the case of spherical cows in a vacuum".

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[poormystic]

A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.​

Example
1) Jill ate her friend's sandwich
2) Jill ate her friend's colon.

 

[Delta Prime]

Jill ate her friend's colon.

Jill Should’ve just taken a bite.
Leaving her friend with a
semi-colon.