Comedy Thread
bertus Moderator Nov 8, 2019 3,835 Joined Nov 8, 2019 Messages 3,835 Mar 25, 2026 #984 A cat does not need a watch. Its stomach will tell it when to eat - it is always "now"
davenn Moderator Sep 5, 2009 14,470 Joined Sep 5, 2009 Messages 14,470 Mar 27, 2026 #985 If you know, you know
davenn Moderator Sep 5, 2009 14,470 Joined Sep 5, 2009 Messages 14,470 Apr 30, 2026 #987 Fursday Funny
Kiwi Jan 28, 2013 505 Joined Jan 28, 2013 Messages 505 Apr 30, 2026 #988 Not to be picky, but Napolean didn't die in battle, so the "F" is probably for the examiner. 
bertus Moderator Nov 8, 2019 3,835 Joined Nov 8, 2019 Messages 3,835 Apr 30, 2026 #989 On a shopdoor : Push If that does not work Pull If that does not work, we are closed Bertus
bertus Moderator Nov 8, 2019 3,835 Joined Nov 8, 2019 Messages 3,835 May 27, 2026 #999 For the oldies:
