Quotation of the day

[Lord Garth]

Steven Segal is fat now too, but he could kick your ass in a fucking
millisecond.

Gore could likely take you within ten ms.

At least Segal made mildly entertaining fiction and a funny commercial.
Gore hasn't the cajones to even try to pick a fight, his minions would do
for him...

Recall that nobody beats Segal in the kitchen (or Gore to the table)!

 

[Lord Garth]

And yet Iceland as well as Antarctica is shrinking.

Talk about horses with blinders on!

Yep, never said we weren't warming, I just don't believe that people are
more than a few percent of the problem.

I wonder if water vapor will be next on Gore's greenhouse gas list?

 

[Lord Garth]

Only the ones dribbling out of your asses.

Here's dinner for you! Bon Appitit !

 

[John Larkin]

So are Bush, Cheney at al but you don't seem to care about that.

Washington, DC is 2500 miles away. Why get worked up over something
that you can't change? It's not like I'm being herded into a prison
camp or anything; life is good.

What's your problem?

John

 

[Homer J Simpson]

What's your problem?

What's yours if you are bothered by cartoon characters?

 

[MassiveProng]

I'm sorry to do this Jim, but I simply have to correct your spelling,
it is not "His Highness", the correct spelling is "His Hindness".

Please try and be more careful in the future.

Posterior posturing?

Posterior Royalness?

alt.binaries.great.ass.paulina

 

[MassiveProng]

At least Segal made mildly entertaining fiction and a funny commercial.
Gore hasn't the cajones to even try to pick a fight, his minions would do
for him...

The convenience store bit?

I also laughed my ass off when "grasshopper" got all materialistic
on us with "Yellow Book Dot Caauuuuuhm".

I still like Tae Kwan Leap doing "Boot To The Head" though.

If you find it, it is a true gem. MP3 on the net still maybe...

 

[MassiveProng]

Yep, never said we weren't warming, I just don't believe that people are
more than a few percent of the problem.

I wonder if water vapor will be next on Gore's greenhouse gas list?

I don't think mammal flatulence is the root either. I think it is
that massive chlorine cloud in the Antarctic and deforestation. One
chlorine molecule eats several Ozone molecules.

We NEED HUGE derigibles with big scrubber devices (chlorine hoovers)
down there scrubbing it out of the air.

A few thousand square miles of cannabis would work too!

Pine trees = two foot per year growth.

Cannabis = two feet per month growth and a lot tighter spread.

OXYGEN gets produced, and CO2 gets eaten! Minimal soil depletion
too! The shit practically grows in sandstone! Well... sand anyway.

VIOLA!

Sweden grows thousands of acres that the fiber from which gets used
in particle board for construction that has a BETTER R factor than
does pine chip based particle board, and it is stronger too!

THAT IS the solution!

 

[Terry Given]

I don't think mammal flatulence is the root either. I think it is
that massive chlorine cloud in the Antarctic and deforestation. One
chlorine molecule eats several Ozone molecules.

esp. when considering how deforestation is achieved.

We NEED HUGE derigibles with big scrubber devices (chlorine hoovers)
down there scrubbing it out of the air.

thats not a bad idea.

(I'll refrain from correcting your spelling of dirigibles)

A few thousand square miles of cannabis would work too!

Pine trees = two foot per year growth.

Cannabis = two feet per month growth and a lot tighter spread.

OXYGEN gets produced, and CO2 gets eaten! Minimal soil depletion
too! The shit practically grows in sandstone! Well... sand anyway.

VIOLA!

and we can give the stuff away to all of societies misfits, who will be
way too stoned to cause anything like the mischief they currently get up to.

prisons could benefit mightily from the stuff too.

And Rich would never get around to making another post

Sweden grows thousands of acres that the fiber from which gets used
in particle board for construction that has a BETTER R factor than
does pine chip based particle board, and it is stronger too!

THAT IS the solution!

Cheers
Terry

 

[flipper]

And yet Iceland as well as Antarctica is shrinking.

You mean Iceland might become habitable again, like it used to be?

 

[flipper]

I'm sorry to do this Jim, but I simply have to correct your spelling,
it is not "His Highness", the correct spelling is "His Hindness".

Please try and be more careful in the future.

If you guys want some humor, try this one. He's a pro

http://www.suntimes.com/news/steyn/281949,CST-EDT-STEYN04.article

 

[Eeyore]

Iceland is shrinking ?

You mean Iceland might become habitable again, like it used to be?

Habitable ? Maybe you should explain that to the inhabitants ?

Graham

 

[MassiveProng]

thats not a bad idea.

I know. NONE of my ideas are bad, and everyone does then two decades
later.

(I'll refrain from correcting your spelling of dirigibles)

I had a feeling, but I was lazy, and the checker didn't catch it
either oddly enough.

 

[MassiveProng]

and we can give the stuff away to all of societies misfits, who will be
way too stoned to cause anything like the mischief they currently get up to.

The strain I speak of has no THC in it.

Same stuff Sweden grows... no THC.

Our country is retarded for quelling perfectly good natural
resources, as well as overstating any problems the "good" strains
have..

It is the most benign self inebriant on the planet.

 

[MassiveProng]

And Rich would never get around to making another post

No. Some folks get a kick, some get a downer.

He needs more dipshit juice so he can go deeper into drunken stupors
for that one.

Don't waste perfectly good weed on him.

 

[MassiveProng]

You mean Iceland might become habitable again, like it used to be?

If the Oceans rise twenty feet, there won't be any Iceland,
dipshit.

 

[MassiveProng]

If you guys want some humor, try this one. He's a pro

http://www.suntimes.com/news/steyn/281949,CST-EDT-STEYN04.article

Gore is actually home, and LIVES there.

Bush isn't, and also has nowhere near the winter energy bill that a
snowed in Tenn home would have.

 

[Eeyore]

The strain I speak of has no THC in it.

Same stuff Sweden grows... no THC.

Our country is retarded for quelling perfectly good natural
resources, as well as overstating any problems the "good" strains
have..

It is the most benign self inebriant on the planet.

Occasionally you talk sense.

Hemp is a very useful plant.

Graham

 

[Eeyore]

If the Oceans rise twenty feet,

In a thousand years maybe ?

there won't be any Iceland, dipshit.

Don't be ridiculous.

Graham

 

[Jim Thompson]

You mean Iceland might become habitable again, like it used to be?

I also ran across an article I should have saved. It said parts of
Antarctica are indeed shrinking... but another area is growing
rapidly.

...Jim Thompson