Comedy Thread

[Delta Prime]

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]

@bertus ,sir.
I don’t get it?

 

[bertus]

The cat caught the bird of the clock.

 

[Martaine2005]

@bertus ,sir.
I don’t get it?

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[Delta Prime]

You might be an engineer if:
You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

• In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
• The salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.
• At an air show, you know how fast the skydivers are falling.
• You can quote lines from any Monty Python movie.
• You sit backwards on Disney rides so you can see how they do the special effects.
• You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
• You know what http:// stands for.
• You look forward to Christmas so you can put together the kids' toys.
• You see a good design, and have to change it.
• You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding ring.
• You've already calculated how much you make per second.
• You've tried to repair a $5 radio.

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[Delta Prime]

 

[Delta Prime]

I have a new theory on inertia, but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum...

 

[poormystic]

I have a new theory on inertia, but it doesn't seem to be gaining momentum...

Maybe if you try theorising really hard.
If your beliefs need changing fast, you might need iconoclastic acceleration.
I understand that that sort of thing is quasi-legal in California.
Then again, once upon a time, I told a joke about gravity, but it fell flat.

PS I could have been more original but I just had a whole lot of mass-produced gravity jokes OK?

 

[Delta Prime]

PS I could have been more original but I just had a whole lot of mass-produced gravity jokes OK?

I’ll have you know that I have published two books on anti-gravity my friends tell me they just can’t put it down…

 

[poormystic]

I’ll have you know that I have published two books on anti-gravity my friends tell me they just can’t put it down…

that is grave alright