Comedy Thread

[Delta Prime]

Does anyone know any bad chemistry jokes? Because all the good ones…Argon.

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[Delta Prime]

In my home, that’s when dinner, is ready!

 

[Delta Prime]

Schrödinger's dishes:
Both broken and unbroken until you open the door.

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]

A priest, a Higgs boson and a faster than light neutrino go into a bar. The bartender asks “what you guys do for a living?” The Priest and the Higgs say "I give mass”; The faster than light neutrino says “That’s not my field”, and I will have a whiskey! Sit’s down, then walks into the bar.

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

My God, how fast was he going?

 

[Delta Prime]

I have a joke about, Quantum Mechanics The Uncertainty Principle ,but you can only know either (1) what the joke is or (2) how funny it is. but not both.

 

[Delta Prime]

My wife said to me.“Look at that drunk guy!” I asked her. “Who is he?” She said.”10 years ago he proposed to me and I denied his proposal.” I said.“My God he’s still celebrating.”

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]

Hardy Har, I only give negative feedback!

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]