Comedy Thread

[Delta Prime]

Question:What is the definition of a shock absorber?
Answer: A careless electrician.

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]

My quantum physics professor told me that I should try to get into the field of nuclear physics and I might find it very interesting.
I said no.Because I found that field to be really “Bohring”.

 

[bertus]

The diode ate some spicy salsa:

 

[Delta Prime]

I can’t stop laughing. That’s a good one!! thank you sir.

 

[bertus]

Automatic air horn prank
https://www.facebook.com/reel/4225506504337343

 

[bertus]

 

[poormystic]

This is allegory...
In real life, people get facts into square holes, but often find it requires a lot of force to do so.
That's because the facts are rusty.

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]

This is allegory...
In real life, people get facts into square holes, but often find it requires a lot of force to do so.
That's because the facts are rusty.

This is the comedy thread, that wasn’t funny.
What do you call a
Midget Mystic that just escaped from prison?
A small medium at large.

 

[Delta Prime]

Deleted.

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]

Floating earth ground?

 

[bertus]

 

[Delta Prime]

Anybody go Christmas tree shopping yet?
What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?
You get a pineapple.

 

[Delta Prime]

Why do trees hate algebra?
Because they do not like “square roots”.

 

[Delta Prime]

It’s Christmas time!
Question: What did the female reindeer say when running out of the woods?
Answer: I will never do that for two bucks again.

 

[bertus]

 

[bertus]

Once was asked if the glass is half full or half empty.
I said "It doesn't matter. It's refillable."
Got a dumb confused look.

 

[Delta Prime]

The glass is always full.
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.