Kelly said:
A trombone will be played out-of-tune by a bad player and will not be
touched by a good player. Same thing for the soprano sax and oboe.
In all seriousness, I would much rather play trombone than trumpet (my
two main axes) in a large ensemble because it's so much easier for me to
adjust the pitch while I play.
Your trumpet is too pretty. The bugler in Boy Scout camp played so
beautifully that he could bring tears of joy to listen to him noodle.
The camp bugle was battered from years of abuse, ans the Campmaster, a
Presbyterian minister in real life, thought it a disgrace to his
administration. He replaced it with a shiny new one, lacquer intact, a
joy to behold. It sounded awful, with sour notes that resisted all
skill. Campmaster refused to return the old instrument, claiming that he
had disposed of it (a lie). The bugler, a fine trumpeter, was literally
in tears, berating himself for not having his trumpet with him.
Trumpeter and I retired to the woods with a variety of implements: a
broomstick, pieces of firewood, and a blackjack made from a rock encased
in six socks. We took turns "distressing" the poor bugle, at one point
denting it in so deeply that we needed the broomstick to round it out.
Hearing the sweet sound again made Campmaster come running to gloat that
the instrument was fine, that as he had said all along, practice would
make perfect. Boy Scouts don't lie. Bugler said, "We fixed it" and
proudly displayed the dents. "The prof helped." Thanks a lot!
Jerry