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Arny Krueger
- Jan 1, 1970
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I can top that. I helped to maintain a 1500-tube (all but
three of which were dual or triple purpose) analog
computer back a little over 50 years ago. It was part of
a Nike Surface-to-air missile system. The standard first
try repair was to kick it in the area where we suspected
the problem lay, which was effective more often than not.
One day, though, a general was making an announced
inspection tour; on that morning, of course, the computer
failed. We applied the standard fix, but this time the
fixer kicked too hard and caved in one of the doors. The
general came in, looked around and asked "Did that fix
it?" We told that it had, and he said "good!" and walked
out. We hadn't even told him what had happened. And,
incidentally, we called the van it was in the "pizza
oven". You can't believe how much heat 1500 tubes put out
unless you've been there. Viva la Solid State. ]
My only comeback is that I had two of these 400 tube monsters and another
smaller one with only about 200 tubes. Even so my total of 1,000 tubes falls
short of 1,500. BTW, this was the Hawk system.
Do I get bonus points if my monsters were in the open air (sun, rain and
hurricane-force winds), on the top of 60-80 foot towers in the Everglades,
complete with alligator-infested scenery that was mostly under water?
Once I got *tired* of that, they moved me to Germany, where the radars were
still in the open air (sun, sleet, rain, waist-deep snow and subzero temps),
on individualized hilltops. The scenery in Germany included a 270 degree
vista of a large valley, complete with farms, little towns, and a castle or
two.