How to repair an invisible machine from the 23rd century?

[Lloyd Hearsewave]

I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.

How can I repair it?

 

[David Nebenzahl]

I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.

How can I repair it?

Shoot, why do we always have to answer these newbie questions? Use your
time machine, of course. Everyone knows that!


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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:

To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.

 

[David Nebenzahl]

I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not
working.

How can I repair it?

That requires specific test equipment:

Revisible Variable Intensity UV/IR Worklight: $2,399 (Availablity
50 years)

Revisible Digital Voltmeter (w/sub-micro probes): $11,999

Revisible Digital Oscilloscope and Locic Analyzer: $239,999
[snip]

More information available at www.revisible.com

OMG; do you realize that domain is available? For $1.495?

I'm not shitting you. Check it out. (If you're worried, the URL above
redirects to
http://www.hugedomains.com/domain_profile.cfm?d=revisible&e=com)


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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:

To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.

 

[Shaun]

I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not
working.

How can I repair it?

WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SMOKING BOY?????

 

[Geoffrey S. Mendelson]

If you don't know what it does...why would you repair it? How do you
know its timeline if you can't see it?

Wasn't there a Star Trek Next Generation episode about this? A person from
the 22nd century found a time machine, went forward into the 24th and claimed
to be a historian. He was actually collecting artifacts to take back 200 years
and sell off the technology.

Geoff.

 

[Lab1]

I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's not working.

How can I repair it?

Spray paint it so you can see what broke.

 

[Pimpom]

I've found an invisible machine from the 23rd century, but it's
not
working.
How can I repair it?

Invisible machine or invisibility machine? There's a difference,
you know. The schematics are quite different too. Before you even
attempt to repair the former, a quantum interlocuting frammis is
absolutely essential.

 

[David Nebenzahl]

With left-hand or right-hand circular polarization? The RHCP models
have been very difficult to come by lately...

.... but in any case, you're gonna need maximum byte separation (MBS).


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Comment on quaint Usenet customs, from Usenet:

To me, the *plonk...* reminds me of the old man at the public hearing
who stands to make his point, then removes his hearing aid as a sign
that he is not going to hear any rebuttals.

 

[Pimpom]

With left-hand or right-hand circular polarization? The RHCP
models
have been very difficult to come by lately...

Best is circumcised polarization.